Medieval Wi-Fi Support
You in chainmail, holding a router, deeply disappointed.
Use the attached photo of me as the identity reference. Keep my exact face, bone structure, skin tone, eye color, hairline, and any distinctive features. Do not beautify me into a different person. Photorealistic, not illustration, not CGI, not beauty-filter. Natural skin texture, visible pores, realistic lighting. Square or 4:5 portrait unless noted. Photograph me in historically accurate chainmail standing in a stone castle corridor, holding a modern Wi-Fi router with visible Ethernet cables, looking exhausted. Photorealistic, natural torch and window light, dirty metal, real fabric. Keep my face exact. Not a Renaissance fair poster, not a meme template with text.
Prompt Architecture
Identity Rule: Locks bone geometry, eye shape, and skin pores to your uploaded selfie.
Optics: Uses real photographic lens compression to avoid cartoon distortion.
Negative Constraint: Forbids digital smoothing, HDR haloing, and beautify filters.
Quick Instructions
- 1Attach a well-lit, front-facing selfie in ChatGPT.
- 2Paste the prompt above and send.
- 3If likeness drifts, reply: Keep my exact face, do not beautify.
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