The Plants Have Notes
Open office. Every plant is leaning toward you. You notice.
Use the attached photo of me as the identity reference. Keep my exact face, bone structure, skin tone, eye color, hairline, and any distinctive features. Do not beautify me into a different person. Photorealistic, not illustration, not CGI, not beauty-filter. Natural skin texture, visible pores, realistic lighting. Square or 4:5 portrait unless noted. Photograph me at an open-plan office desk. Every potted plant in the room is slightly leaning toward me as if listening. I have just noticed. Photorealistic, ordinary office lighting, ordinary clothes. Keep my face exact. Subtle, not horror, not CGI plants.
Prompt Architecture
Identity Rule: Locks bone geometry, eye shape, and skin pores to your uploaded selfie.
Optics: Uses real photographic lens compression to avoid cartoon distortion.
Negative Constraint: Forbids digital smoothing, HDR haloing, and beautify filters.
Quick Instructions
- 1Attach a well-lit, front-facing selfie in ChatGPT.
- 2Paste the prompt above and send.
- 3If likeness drifts, reply: Keep my exact face, do not beautify.
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