Wrong Oscar Speech
You won something. You are not sure what. The statue is a toaster.
Use the attached photo of me as the identity reference. Keep my exact face, bone structure, skin tone, eye color, hairline, and any distinctive features. Do not beautify me into a different person. Photorealistic, not illustration, not CGI, not beauty-filter. Natural skin texture, visible pores, realistic lighting. Square or 4:5 portrait unless noted. Photograph me on an awards-show stage in a tailored black suit, holding a chrome toaster as if it is an Oscar, giving a sincere speech. Spotlight, velvet curtain, paparazzi bokeh. Photorealistic, keep my face exact, no on-image text, no logos.
Prompt Architecture
Identity Rule: Locks bone geometry, eye shape, and skin pores to your uploaded selfie.
Optics: Uses real photographic lens compression to avoid cartoon distortion.
Negative Constraint: Forbids digital smoothing, HDR haloing, and beautify filters.
Quick Instructions
- 1Attach a well-lit, front-facing selfie in ChatGPT.
- 2Paste the prompt above and send.
- 3If likeness drifts, reply: Keep my exact face, do not beautify.
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